<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[THE HAWSÉ STANDARD: THE DAILY FUCKCABULARY ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Daily Fckcabulary: 60 Seconds of Therapeutic Sarcasm with Hawsé Sumi. From Pittsburgh’s mayor’s office to Paramount+, a fired employee turned award-winning artist builds an entire language system around the word ”fuck.” Each episode features a new Fckcabulary word, original art, and proof that rejection is just revenue in disguise. New words daily at 6 AM. Hosted by Hawsé Sumi, creator of the UnF🍸ckable book series.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/s/the-daily-fuckcabulary</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!7Fp8!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8453aba7-1d67-4f0c-aef3-45f8f288eb7f_1280x1280.png</url><title>THE HAWSÉ STANDARD: THE DAILY FUCKCABULARY </title><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/s/the-daily-fuckcabulary</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2026 19:57:03 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Kimberly Ann Hawes]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[hawsesumi@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[hawsesumi@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[hawsesumi@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[hawsesumi@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Eord is … Fuckrama]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Daily Fuckcabulary: 365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-eord-is-fuckrama-ffe</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-eord-is-fuckrama-ffe</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 10:57:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218703/379bc0fed0bbffdc36c0c3cf2efa2866.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Daily Fuckcabulary: 365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm</p><p><br>New words daily at 6 AM. Because regular vocabularies are basic.</p><p><br>Each episode delivers one original fused word&#8212;part profanity, part poetry, all truth. Definition, pronunciation, and a sarcastic "as in" example that hits different because you've lived it.<br><br>Hosted by A&#363;na Mill&#233;r (Haws&#233; Sumi), internationally exhibited artist and creator of the Zen the Fuck Out lifestyle brand.</p><p><br>&#127873; Grab the free 10-word Fuckcabulary sampler: [<a href="https://shop.thedailyfuckcabulary.com/products/the-daily-fuckcabulary-free-10-word-sampler">LINK</a>]<br>&#127912; Art: @HawseSumi</p><p><br>New words. Same chaos. Better vocabulary.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckfash]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Daily Fuckcabulary: 365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckfash-3d9</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckfash-3d9</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 12:05:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218704/168af50a94563639b308ee4afcf2bdf6.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Daily Fuckcabulary: 365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm<br>New words daily at 6 AM. Because regular vocabularies are basic.</p><p><br>Each episode delivers one original fused word&#8212;part profanity, part poetry, all truth. Definition, pronunciation, and a sarcastic "as in" example that hits different because you've lived it.</p><p><br>Hosted by A&#363;na Mill&#233;r (Haws&#233; Sumi), internationally exhibited artist and creator of the Zen the Fuck Out lifestyle brand.</p><p><br>&#127873; Grab the free 10-word Fuckcabulary sampler: [<a href="https://shop.thedailyfuckcabulary.com/products/the-daily-fuckcabulary-free-10-word-sampler">LINK</a>]</p><p><br>&#128218; Pre-order the book: 99 Issues, But Distrust Ain't One<br>&#128085; <a href="http://shop.thedailyfuckcabulary.com">Shop merch</a>: apparel, cards, and more<br>&#127912; Art: @HawseSumi</p><p><br>New words. Same chaos. Better vocabulary.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckplanation]]></title><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the, daily fused words for real-life nonsense.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckplanation-a32</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckplanation-a32</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 18:22:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218705/510430b1a1c075a23f5f8b101b621ffd.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the, daily fused words for real-life nonsense. Therapeutic sarcasm at 6 AM.<br><br>The Daily Fuckcabulary serves one original word every morning&#8212;crafted from chaos, defined with precision, and delivered with the smooth subtlety your commute didn't know it needed.<br>Part vocabulary lesson. Part therapy session. Part warning shot.<br><br>Hosted by A&#363;na Mill&#233;r, artist and founder of Zen the Fuck Out.<br>Free sampler: [<a href="https://shop.thedailyfuckcabulary.com/products/the-daily-fuckcabulary-free-10-word-sampler">LINK</a>]</p><p>&#65532;#TheDailyFuckcabulary #ZenTheFuckOut #Fuckcabulary #HawseSumi #99Issues #TherapeuticSarcasm #CreativeCursing #CoffeeShopWisdom<br><br></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is Fuckcycle]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today's word is Fuckycle - because apparently some lessons don't leave until you stop entertaining them.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckcycle-327</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckcycle-327</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218706/32bde9a74d8895330e3470bb857513e4.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today's word is Fuckycle - because apparently some lessons don't leave until you stop entertaining them.</p><p>#Fuckycle #TheFuckcabulary #PatternRecognition #LifeLessons#WordOfTheDay</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is Fuckscuse]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s word is Fuckscuse &#8212; the art of explaining nonsense as if tone alone can turn it into logic.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckscuse-0ac</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckscuse-0ac</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218707/a75c9db0c720e6aaece647217372ef0b.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s word is Fuckscuse &#8212; the art of explaining nonsense as if tone alone can turn it into logic.</p><p>#Fuckscuse<br>#TheFuckcabulary<br>#NoMoreExcuses<br>#SarcasmDaily<br>#WordOfTheDay</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckrowded]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today's word is Fuckrowded - the emotional and sensory collapse that happens when public space becomes a personal attack.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckrowded-3ee</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckrowded-3ee</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 10:23:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218708/721c0f7efed9bb9cdd5e494ddffc0799.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today's word is Fuckrowded - the emotional and sensory collapse that happens when public space becomes a personal attack.</p><p>Apple Summary</p><p>Today's word: Fuckrowded - when there are simply too many people existing too close to you at the same time.</p><p>Hashtags</p><p>#Fuckrowded</p><p>#TheFuckcabulary #Overstimulated #IntrovertEnergy #WordOfTheDay</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckscape]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today's word is Fuckscape the fantasy of vanishing temporarily because the day has become too populated, too demanding, or just offensively interactive.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckscape-cab</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckscape-cab</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:47:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218709/0f31fc8114c60f7a299efcd34aea31f2.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today's word is Fuckscape the fantasy of vanishing temporarily because the day has become too populated, too demanding, or just offensively interactive.</p><p>#Fuckscape #TheFuckcabulary #Overstimulated #NeedABreak #WordOfTheDay</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckstastic]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today's word is Fuckstatic - that manic little burst of optimism that convinces you everything is possible right now, immediately, and probably with bad timing.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckstastic-987</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckstastic-987</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218710/4c429616f3d317510e0e2667826a1735.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today's word is Fuckstatic - that manic little burst of optimism that convinces you everything is possible right now, immediately, and probably with bad timing.</p><p>#Fuckstatic #TheFuckcabulary #MainCharacterEnergy #ImpulseMode #WordOfTheDay</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is…Fucklapse]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s word is Fucklapse &#8212; the short-term collapse of discipline that somehow creates long-term irritation.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-isfucklapse-fb8</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-isfucklapse-fb8</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218711/1565f12359044998c158b42955c78ab8.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s word is Fucklapse &#8212; the short-term collapse of discipline that somehow creates long-term irritation. Not a full downfall. Just enough bad judgment to inconvenience your future self.</p><p>#Fucklapse<br>#TheFuckcabulary<br>#DailyDoseOfSarcasm<br>#SelfSabotage<br>#WordOfTheDay</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is Fucksumé]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today's episode, we break down Fucksume - the highly edited, deeply strategic document where you try to make every bad job, weird gap, random hustle, and soft collapse sound like intentional career development.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fucksume-ec1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fucksume-ec1</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 23:47:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218712/cb277f5dc818f57333a1e2c864f6ed48.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today's episode, we break down Fucksume - the highly edited, deeply strategic document where you try to make every bad job, weird gap, random hustle, and soft collapse sound like intentional career development.</p><p>This is for anyone who has ever:</p><ul><li><p>turned a breakdown into "consulting"</p></li><li><p>called being fired "a transition"</p></li><li><p>or rewritten chaos until it sounded hireable</p></li></ul><p>A resume is supposed to summarize experience.</p><p>A fucksume summarizes endurance.</p><p>Because at a certain point, you're not listing credentials.</p><p>You're translating survival into corporate.</p><p>#Fucksume #TheFuckcabulary #CareerHumor #JobSearchReality #AdultinginProgress</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckjà Vu]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckj&#224; Vu &#8212; the moment you realize life has recycled a situation you already studied, passed, and thought you were done with.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckja-vu-218</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckja-vu-218</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:48:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218713/9b3381a01f1db146fec1a8eafbc835ed.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckj&#224; Vu &#8212; the moment you realize life has recycled a situation you already studied, passed, and thought you were done with.</p><p>Same energy.<br>Same pattern.<br>Different face. Slightly updated packaging.</p><p>This isn&#8217;t confusion.<br>This is recognition with attitude.</p><p>It&#8217;s what happens when:</p><ul><li><p>you meet the same personality in a different body</p></li><li><p>hear the same excuses with better delivery</p></li><li><p>or feel that familiar pause like your spirit just tapped you and said,<br>&#8220;Pay attention&#8230; we&#8217;ve been here before.&#8221;</p></li></ul><p>Fuckj&#224; Vu isn&#8217;t about the situation.</p><p>It&#8217;s about you noticing faster.</p><p>If today&#8217;s word felt familiar, follow and rate <em>The Daily Fuckcabulary</em> so you don&#8217;t miss the next one.</p><p>The full collection&#8212;<em><a href="https://amzn.to/4vtGChN">365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm</a></em>&#8212;is available on Amazon, with the digital version arriving April 30.</p><p>For a deeper dive into getting your life back into alignment, the blog expands on the mindset behind the words. And if you&#8217;re into wearable reminders, the shop has a few pieces worth a look.</p><p>#FuckjaVu</p><p>#TheFuckcabulary<br>#LifeLessons<br>#PatternRecognition<br>#EmotionalIntelligence</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckrief]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckrief &#8212; the emotional fatigue that comes from revisiting something you already did the work on.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckrief-df4</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckrief-df4</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218714/5a2029c3d22f6e7c8a8cef6d2cc0c745.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckrief &#8212; the emotional fatigue that comes from revisiting something you already did the work on.</p><p>This is not about fresh pain.<br>This is about recycled nonsense.</p><p>The same lesson.<br>The same pattern.<br>The same type of situation showing up in a slightly different outfit expecting a different reaction.</p><p>And instead of reacting&#8230;<br>you just sit there like:</p><p>&#8220;Didn&#8217;t we already do this?&#8221;</p><p>Fuckrief isn&#8217;t loud.<br>It&#8217;s quiet.<br>It&#8217;s controlled.<br>It&#8217;s experienced.</p><p>Because at this point, it&#8217;s not confusion.<br>It&#8217;s recognition.</p><p>If today&#8217;s word felt familiar, follow and rate <em>The Daily Fuckcabulary</em> so you don&#8217;t miss the next one.</p><p>The full collection&#8212;<em><a href="https://amzn.to/4vtGChN">365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm</a></em>&#8212;is available on Amazon, with the digital version arriving April 30.</p><p>For a deeper dive into getting your life back into alignment, the blog expands on the mindset behind the words. And if you&#8217;re into wearable reminders, the shop has a few pieces worth a look.</p><p>#Fuckrief<br>#TheFuckcabulary</p><p>#EmotionalIntelligence<br>#LifePatterns<br>#GrowthMindset</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckaxes]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckaxes &#8212; the annual financial ritual where confusion, pressure, and quiet panic come together like a poorly organized group project.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckaxes-dcf</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckaxes-dcf</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218715/6850e0fb8adc5239d6ff2d5ae763167a.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckaxes &#8212; the annual financial ritual where confusion, pressure, and quiet panic come together like a poorly organized group project.</p><p>This is for anyone who has ever:</p><ul><li><p>opened a tax form and immediately lost confidence</p></li><li><p>Googled the same question three different ways</p></li><li><p>wondered how you owe money when you barely remember making it</p></li></ul><p>Taxes aren&#8217;t just numbers.<br>They&#8217;re interpretation, timing, and a surprising amount of guesswork for something with consequences.</p><p>And somehow&#8230; you&#8217;re expected to get it right.</p><p>Not because it&#8217;s clear.<br>Because it&#8217;s due.</p><p>That&#8217;s Fuckaxes &#8212; where your finances meet fine print and suddenly you&#8217;re questioning every decision you made since January.</p><p>If today&#8217;s word felt familiar, follow and rate <em>The Daily Fuckcabulary</em> so you don&#8217;t miss the next one.</p><p>The full collection&#8212;<em><a href="https://amzn.to/4vtGChN">365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm</a></em>&#8212;is available on Amazon, with the digital version arriving April 30.</p><p>For a deeper dive into getting your life back into alignment, the blog expands on the mindset behind the words. And if you&#8217;re into wearable reminders, the shop has a few pieces worth a look.</p><p>#Fuckaxes<br>#TaxSeason<br>#MoneyStress<br>#AdultingReality<br>#TheFuckcabulary</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word I’d … Fuckpril]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckpril &#8212; the emotionally manipulative little season where spring shows up just enough to get your hopes up before dragging you right back into inconvenience.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-id-fuckpril-71c</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-id-fuckpril-71c</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 15:27:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218716/10e6ae4b75206c87e1462f259a2d347b.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fuckpril &#8212; the emotionally manipulative little season where spring shows up just enough to get your hopes up before dragging you right back into inconvenience.</p><p>This is for anyone who:</p><ul><li><p>believed the weather forecast too early</p></li><li><p>thought April meant motivation</p></li><li><p>or convinced themselves this Monday would somehow feel different</p></li></ul><p>April has branding.<br>Fresh start. New quarter. Lighter mood. Better habits.</p><p>And yet by Monday morning, you&#8217;re cold, under-caffeinated, and already questioning every decision you made over the weekend.</p><p>That&#8217;s not personal growth.<br>That&#8217;s Fuckpril.</p><p>#Fuckpril<br>#TheFuckcabulary<br>#MondayMood<br>#SpringReality<br>#DailyDoseOfSarcasm</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckusance]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fucksance &#8212; the tiny, ridiculous inconvenience that somehow manages to throw off your entire mood before noon.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckusance-609</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckusance-609</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218718/4651742755bfdcf096ef01e2011a5ba5.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, we unpack Fucksance &#8212; the tiny, ridiculous inconvenience that somehow manages to throw off your entire mood before noon.</p><p>Not a crisis.<br>Not a tragedy.<br>Just enough irritation to make you question whether the universe is bored and freelancing.</p><p>This one&#8217;s for the people whose day gets lightly mugged by:</p><ul><li><p>a leaking coffee lid</p></li><li><p>an outfit malfunction</p></li><li><p>a login that suddenly rejects your existence</p></li><li><p>or any other minor nonsense pretending to be important</p></li></ul><p>A fucksance doesn&#8217;t ruin your life.<br>It just acts like it&#8217;s entitled to your attention.</p><p>And honestly? That&#8217;s rude.</p><p>#Fucksance<br>#TheFuckcabulary<br>#WordOfTheDay<br>#DailyDoseOfSarcasm<br>#ModernLifeHumor</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is …Fucklip]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s episode, we break down Fucklip &#8212; that tiny mistake that somehow carries the weight, timing, and embarrassment of a much bigger problem.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fucklip-5bc</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fucklip-5bc</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218717/90fbbcb579284385e4c459260113e092.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, we break down Fucklip &#8212; that tiny mistake that somehow carries the weight, timing, and embarrassment of a much bigger problem.</p><p>It&#8217;s not a full collapse.<br>It&#8217;s not a crisis.<br>But it&#8217;s just enough to make you pause mid-sentence, sigh dramatically, and stare into the distance like life just tested your patience on purpose.</p><p>This one&#8217;s for the moments when:</p><ul><li><p>you send something too fast</p></li><li><p>say the wrong thing at the worst time</p></li><li><p>or make a small error that suddenly feels very loud</p></li></ul><p>A fucklip is minor in theory&#8230;<br>but emotionally? It lands like a public announcement.</p><p>#Fucklip<br>#TheFuckcabulary</p><p>#WordOfTheDay<br>#DailyDoseOfSarcasm<br>#ModernLifeHumor</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckosis]]></title><description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s episode, we break down Fuckosis &#8212; the all-too-common illusion that proximity to success equals personal progress.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckosis-07e</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckosis-07e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 10:43:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218719/eb2e840536dacca8f95c75c5886eb00e.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s episode, we break down Fuckosis &#8212; the all-too-common illusion that proximity to success equals personal progress.</p><p>You&#8217;ve seen it.</p><p>Someone attends one strategy meeting, hears a few business buzzwords, and suddenly starts speaking in &#8220;we,&#8221; as if proximity alone updated their r&#233;sum&#233;.</p><p>This episode calls out the difference between:</p><ul><li><p>being in the room vs. building something real</p></li><li><p>sounding successful vs. actually doing the work</p></li><li><p>secondhand ambition vs. earned discipline</p></li></ul><p>Because success isn&#8217;t absorbed through exposure.<br>It&#8217;s built through execution.</p><p>If you&#8217;ve ever mistaken environment for elevation &#8212; this one will check you.</p><p>#Fuckosis<br>#EntrepreneurMindset<br>#BusinessReality<br>#TheFuckcabulary</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fucklosure]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s word is Fucklosure &#8212; because sometimes life does not provide neat endings, mature conversations, or any evidence that the other person has developed beyond decorative regret.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fucklosure-749</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fucklosure-749</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218720/4b073634ea6be737fc8ef05cddea270d.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s word is Fucklosure &#8212; because sometimes life does not provide neat endings, mature conversations, or any evidence that the other person has developed beyond decorative regret.</p><p>This is for the people who waited for the text, the explanation, the accountability, the moment where everything finally makes sense.</p><p>And instead?</p><p>Silence.<br>Mixed signals.<br>A motivational quote on social media like that&#8217;s supposed to fix anything.</p><p>Fucklosure is what happens when you realize peace is not coming from them. It has to come from you.</p><p>Not because it&#8217;s beautiful.<br>Because the alternative is emotional squatting.</p><p>Sometimes closure is a conversation.<br>But more often, it&#8217;s a decision.<br><br>#Hashtags<br>#Fucklosure<br>#TheFuckcabulary<br>#HealingWithHumor<br>#UnfuckableMindset</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckquaintance]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s word is Fuckquaintance &#8212; that socially confusing human who has mistaken brief exposure for emotional access.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckquaintance-7f1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckquaintance-7f1</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218721/c706578ff186663b09367c8809973f3d.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s word is Fuckquaintance &#8212; that socially confusing human who has mistaken brief exposure for emotional access.</p><p>You know the type.</p><p>They met you once, maybe twice.<br>Now they&#8217;re waving too hard, oversharing too fast, and behaving like you&#8217;ve survived something together.</p><p>This is for anyone who has ever wanted to say:</p><p>&#8220;I know your face. I do not know your heart. Please relax.&#8221;</p><p>A fuckquaintance is not dangerous.<br>Just deeply committed to a friendship that exists mostly in their imagination.</p><p>#Fuckquaintance<br>#TheFuckcabulary<br>#SocialHumor<br>#UnfuckableMindset</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today’s Wordmis … Fucknack]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s word is Fucknack &#8212; that reckless little snack you didn&#8217;t need, didn&#8217;t plan, and absolutely justified anyway.]]></description><link>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-wordmis-fucknack-d04</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-wordmis-fucknack-d04</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209218722/278129d1bbeba851a00119d90cc0c73a.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight&#8217;s word is Fucknack &#8212; that reckless little snack you didn&#8217;t need, didn&#8217;t plan, and absolutely justified anyway.</p><p>This is for the people who say, &#8220;I&#8217;m done eating tonight,&#8221; then find themselves in the kitchen negotiating with leftovers like it&#8217;s a hostage situation.</p><p>A Fucknack is not about nutrition.<br>It&#8217;s about timing, opportunity, and the dangerous confidence that no one is watching.</p><p>And somehow, everything tastes more illegal after 10 PM.</p><p>#Fucknack #LateNightChoice &nbsp;#TheFuckcabulary</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>