<![CDATA[THE HAWSÉ STANDARD]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!7Fp8!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8453aba7-1d67-4f0c-aef3-45f8f288eb7f_1280x1280.pngTHE HAWSÉ STANDARDhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.comSubstackSun, 16 Aug 2026 17:16:21 GMT<![CDATA[They Said AI Would Make You Rich. They Were Talking About Themselves.]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/they-said-ai-would-make-you-richhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/they-said-ai-would-make-you-richThu, 21 May 2026 22:58:55 GMTSomewhere right now, someone is watching a YouTube ad. The person in the ad is very confident. Very successful-looking. They’re talking fast, which is a choice, and there’s a car in the background, w…

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]]><![CDATA[The Rented Lambo Is Parked Outside. Nobody Lives Here.]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/the-rented-lambo-is-parked-outsidehttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/the-rented-lambo-is-parked-outsideThu, 21 May 2026 22:45:27 GMTArticle 1 of 2

Not a real jet. The fake one. The studio in Los Angeles — and yes, it is an actual studio, with actual fake plane windows and cabin lighting and little tray tables — that influencers re…

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]]><![CDATA[Why People Are Scared to Leave (And Why Thailand Doesn’t Care)]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/why-people-are-scared-to-leave-andhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/why-people-are-scared-to-leave-andThu, 21 May 2026 21:42:26 GMTThe Geography of Leaving — Vol. 1

Ask someone why they haven’t left — left the country, left the situation, left the version of their life that stopped fitting somewhere around 2019 — and they will gi…

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]]><![CDATA[The Great Escape: Why Living in a Circus is Only Fun if You’re the One Selling the Peanuts]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/the-great-escape-why-living-in-a-00dhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/the-great-escape-why-living-in-a-00dThu, 21 May 2026 21:24:51 GMTSERIES: Escaping the L’Orange Era — No. 1

At some point, you have to stop squinting at the flickering neon lights, lean back in your overpriced ergonomic chair, and accept a terrifyingly simple truth:…

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]]><![CDATA[Nobody Warned Us It Would Be This Funny]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/nobody-warned-us-it-would-be-thishttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/nobody-warned-us-it-would-be-thisThu, 21 May 2026 20:49:48 GMTLife is hilarious.

Not in the way that’s fun. In the way that makes you sit in your car for ten extra minutes just to finish processing what just happened inside the grocery store.

That kind of funny.

T…

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]]><![CDATA[99 Problems. But This Ain’t One of Them.]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/99-problems-but-this-aint-one-ofhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/99-problems-but-this-aint-one-ofThu, 21 May 2026 20:13:35 GMTLet me tell you something about problems.

We collect them. Like handbags. Like trauma responses. Like screenshots we swear we’re never going to look at again but absolutely will at 2am on a Tuesday.

We…

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]]><![CDATA[Pittsburgh Taught Me This]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/pittsburgh-taught-me-thishttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/pittsburgh-taught-me-thisThu, 21 May 2026 19:50:49 GMTThis city doesn’t care about your vision board.

I mean that as a compliment.

Pittsburgh has a specific energy that takes people by surprise. They expect rust. They expect rough. What they don’t expect …

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]]><![CDATA[Congratulations, Your “Boundaries” Are a Suggestion]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/congratulations-your-boundaries-arehttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/congratulations-your-boundaries-areThu, 21 May 2026 19:37:43 GMTYou said it. Clearly. Out loud. Maybe even twice.

And they did it anyway.

So now you’re confused, a little hurt, and honestly? Kind of embarrassed. Because you did the thing. You set the boundary. You …

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]]><![CDATA[Micro-SaaS]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/micro-saashttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/micro-saasTue, 19 May 2026 23:37:59 GMT📰 WHAT’S BURNING

Venture capital investment dropped 30% last year compared to 2021 peaks.

Startup valuations that once made headlines are quietly being marked down. Companies that raised tens of milli…

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]]><![CDATA[Earned, Not Given]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/earned-not-givenhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/earned-not-givenMon, 18 May 2026 02:53:49 GMTNothing worth having comes pre-packaged. Freedom, respect, power—they are claimed through effort, consistency, and discipline. You don’t stumble into influence; you forge it. You don’t get validation…

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]]><![CDATA[Eyes on the Prize]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/eyes-on-the-prizehttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/eyes-on-the-prizeMon, 18 May 2026 02:43:53 GMTBravery isn’t loud. It doesn’t announce itself. Bravery is quiet. Bravery is saying no when the world expects yes. Bravery is standing firm when others try to pull you down.

Being rude isn’t weakness—…

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]]><![CDATA[Unshakable, Untouchable]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/unshakable-untouchablehttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/unshakable-untouchableMon, 18 May 2026 02:34:42 GMTYour roots are invisible, but they hold everything together. Grounded in self-knowledge, nourished by experience, fortified by boundaries—you are unshakable.


Being rooted doesn’t mean standing still. …

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]]><![CDATA[Today’s Eord is … Fuckrama]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-eord-is-fuckrama-ffehttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-eord-is-fuckrama-ffeSun, 17 May 2026 10:57:37 GMTThe Daily Fuckcabulary: 365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm


New words daily at 6 AM. Because regular vocabularies are basic.


Each episode delivers one original fused word—part profanity, part poetry, all truth. Definition, pronunciation, and a sarcastic "as in" example that hits different because you've lived it.

Hosted by Aūna Millér (Hawsé Sumi), internationally exhibited artist and creator of the Zen the Fuck Out lifestyle brand.


🎁 Grab the free 10-word Fuckcabulary sampler: [LINK]
🎨 Art: @HawseSumi


New words. Same chaos. Better vocabulary.

]]><![CDATA[AI Integration & Prompt Engineering]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/ai-integration-and-prompt-engineeringhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/ai-integration-and-prompt-engineeringSat, 16 May 2026 15:40:59 GMT📰 WHAT’S BURNING

Here’s what’s happening and nobody’s saying it plainly.

Companies are not laying people off because the economy is struggling. Some of them are having their best quarters in years. Wh…

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]]><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckfash]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckfash-3d9https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckfash-3d9Sat, 16 May 2026 12:05:41 GMTThe Daily Fuckcabulary: 365 Days of Therapeutic Sarcasm
New words daily at 6 AM. Because regular vocabularies are basic.


Each episode delivers one original fused word—part profanity, part poetry, all truth. Definition, pronunciation, and a sarcastic "as in" example that hits different because you've lived it.


Hosted by Aūna Millér (Hawsé Sumi), internationally exhibited artist and creator of the Zen the Fuck Out lifestyle brand.


🎁 Grab the free 10-word Fuckcabulary sampler: [LINK]


📚 Pre-order the book: 99 Issues, But Distrust Ain't One
👕 Shop merch: apparel, cards, and more
🎨 Art: @HawseSumi


New words. Same chaos. Better vocabulary.

]]><![CDATA[The Tree Had Two Personalities]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/the-tree-had-two-personalitieshttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/the-tree-had-two-personalitiesSat, 16 May 2026 03:56:41 GMTA tree is basically nature’s most successful contradiction.

Below ground, the roots are law-abiding. They hear gravity speak and immediately comply. Down they go, humble, practical, responsible. Posit…

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]]><![CDATA[Today’s Word is … Fuckplanation]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckplanation-a32https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckplanation-a32Fri, 15 May 2026 18:22:42 GMTWelcome to the, daily fused words for real-life nonsense. Therapeutic sarcasm at 6 AM.

The Daily Fuckcabulary serves one original word every morning—crafted from chaos, defined with precision, and delivered with the smooth subtlety your commute didn't know it needed.
Part vocabulary lesson. Part therapy session. Part warning shot.

Hosted by Aūna Millér, artist and founder of Zen the Fuck Out.
Free sampler: [LINK]

#TheDailyFuckcabulary #ZenTheFuckOut #Fuckcabulary #HawseSumi #99Issues #TherapeuticSarcasm #CreativeCursing #CoffeeShopWisdom

]]><![CDATA[Research Over Vibes]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/research-over-vibeshttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/research-over-vibesThu, 14 May 2026 21:07:32 GMT50 Research Powerhouses That Will Make Your Business Smarter Than 99% of the Internet

Stop guessing, start citing: how to steal billion-dollar brains, turn research into receipts, and build offers nob…

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]]><![CDATA[Faceless Content Creation]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/faceless-content-creationhttps://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/faceless-content-creationThu, 14 May 2026 18:30:49 GMT📰 WHAT’S BURNING

YouTube just crossed 100 million paid subscribers on Premium.

Meanwhile three legacy media companies filed for restructuring in the last six months. A magazine that’s been publishing …

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]]><![CDATA[Today’s Word is Fuckcycle]]>https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckcycle-327https://thestandard.hawselhomme.com/p/todays-word-is-fuckcycle-327Sun, 26 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMTToday's word is Fuckycle - because apparently some lessons don't leave until you stop entertaining them.

#Fuckycle #TheFuckcabulary #PatternRecognition #LifeLessons#WordOfTheDay

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